Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Blind Item #1~Author's Korna


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Author’s Korna

Well it’s no damn secret that I have written a fictionalized tell all about the Urban Fiction aka Street literature genre. Say it ain’t so! Ummmm yeah trying to told yall it’s about to go down!!!! Guess that will bring me closer to a milli sooner than later! “Side eye stare”
Any whos let the fun begin…since I am the Urban Barbie Doll living in a Barbie world I’m just a toy and ain’t none of this ish really real. Think again and hi haters thanks for joining us here on Toy Box Talk where we love you with the love of the Lord most of the time.

Blind Item?
Let’s call her the SunGlass Diva. She thinks she is a major power player in the industry…oh alright she got a lil juice. But damnit she talk too damn much and she never shuts the fuck up. If she was True to the Game she wouldn’t constantly keep losing clients. I guess she didn’t really know she was so Amongst Thieves. She wanna be a Ride or Die Chick but he told naw. Well her Sideline Ho is Mr. G’s to Gents so I guess that makes her a real Diamond Playgirl. Let That Be the Reason you stop fucking up business next to Daddy’s House because we all know who the real Millionaire Mistress is. Imagine This I guess she thought she could take a few of us down but hell she ain’t know the Bitch is Back and was the Bitch Reloaded a while ago. Trying to shit on folk behind them ugly sunglasses while you climb to the top of sooooo many people SHYT LIST. Last I checked ain’t no damn sun out at night. I guess you learned class while watching Charm School. Keep playing with folk lively hood and you will always be the Mistress of the Game. Karma is a bitch because you Still Dirty. At the end of the day you are a lonely sunglass wearing Black Widow but not the one Nikki wrote about. Always in the middle of a damn Sticky Situation. I think The Pink Palace might be hiring. See if you can have this blog black balled while you are making calls always trying to bring us down. Yeah I’m still standing and Notorious will be out soon enough! Actually a lot of us that you attempted to throw stones at are doing well. Primo thanks for the fabulous and fly free publicity and marketing me likey. Wrapping this up I got one word for you…BITCHASSNESS!

When you see her sporting her bootleg designer sunglasses at book events, bookstores, in the mall, at the office, and at the club run because the disease is contagious.

Story is still developing…
Bling Category: Tales of the Sunglass Diva and the disease BITCHASSNESS…run if you see her and any of her puppets.

Here are a few symptoms of the disease if you are in the industry and were around her within the last few years. Can’t get your work done cause you are on Myspace checking everybody in the Urban Fiction or Street Literature comments. Telling your clients who they can and can not associate with. If you are losing clients cause you on that ish. If everyone hates you because you keep on fucking with people cause you don’t have a life, and last but not least if you find yourself wearing sunglasses whether rain, sleet, or snow. If you get mad because an author tells you they want to self-publish so you make it your mission in life to black ball them. Any of the above symptoms…stay away from the rest of the industry because you have been infected. Hi hater!



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Anonymous said...

LMAO...bout time someone has called her out. I'm sure you have been on her "who to Stalk TODAY" list. That chick needs a life and a stylist. This should remain at the top so that she can see it everytime she logs on here during her stalking. HEEE HEEE this was too damn funny!!!