Tales From A Groupie: New Website

Okay muffins my BFF sent me a link to a website by the name of backstagepazz.com also known as Tales From a Groupie. The website gets play by play intimate accounts from ummm yeah *groupies*. Women send in their stories of being intimate with certain men and are posted for **entertainment purposes only**. (side eye stare) Well the stories are certainly entertaining to say the least. I will be posting a few of my favorites with that said- get your read on.

Say what you want about Diddy, but the bottom line is he makes moves. Just ask homegirl down below...

How did you meet Diddy?

I worked for him, well my company did. He liked me the instant he saw me. I could see it in his eyes, because he kept staring his devilish smile and his eyes were piercing. Like most women, I would have slept with diddy w/o the courting, but he courted me. He sent me flowers and little gifts. Then the big gifts came...

How was he?
Anyway after a few weeks of courting, we finally ended with dinner and his place. It would be one of many...
He started kissing me roughly, real rough. The kinds of kisses that leave your mouth sore on the inner lip the next day. I love oral copulation and went to duty on him and he loved it. He came w/in 3 minutes and screamed. He said I was the best ever and that he would make me so happy. He popped a bottle I rolled one and we kicked it. I wanted to pick his brain because dude is a business mastermind. We talked for hours but I wanted some so I began kissin him but I had to slow him down, he kisses rough. We made out( lol) and clothes began to come off. He was kissing me and slipped my panties off with his foot. wow, I was amazed. He then made his way to the motherland and paused then he went at it. After a few minutes I was full speed gushing all over his face- lol. he strapped up and we went at it. He lasted 2 hrs this time. Amazing, he really is!!!!! After I told him I had to go I had work in the morning he protested. I explained to him that he was a mogul and I wanted to be. He smiled and said with me as a friend you will be. He called me car service and once they arrived I walked to the door and smiled before I left.

Are you still in contact?
Till this day he is my very good friend. I sleep with him every chance he lets me. This was a few years ago and he is not in the same sexual shape, but he is working on it. He is probably the greatest lover I have ever had, ever! Not only is he a sexual monster capable of making even a fridged women cum, but he is a great listener and a very good friend. Any ladies who get the chance to f*ck diddy- go for it. If you do [make sure] you put in work heavy, if so, you'll have a friend for life.

Story # 2

It seems like the bishes on this site got something serious for these musicians, where's the groupie love for the actors out there?Lol. Anyhow enough of that, check out the next groupie story below... (Slim Thug)

How did you meet?

I met him at all star weekend in houston back in like 06. My girl knows some people, so we got into this party at a club called Roxy. there were so many ballers in there and Slim was there too. I was def trying to eye him cuz he's def sexy! Even more sexy in person! He was shinin' and his braids was lookin right and he's so tall and not fat just thick sexy as hell! So I was trying to make my way over to where he was and some of his people saw us so we started talking to them. Next thing I knew I was right beside him so I just started talking to him. He was so sexy so I asked him what he was trying to do lata in the night. He got my number and we left a lil' after that. He hit us up and said we could come thru. So we went to this little place (it was like a studio) but there were so many people there kickin it. I got to talking to him some more and was like i'm trying to leave with you real quick.

How was it?

I followed him to this little chill room in the back and we started gettin in to it. He sat on the couch while I was on top. He was def workin with something. He was just the right size, pretty big actually! He wasn't into kissin or any of that he just pulled my shrt and skirt up and got into it! It didnt last very long but it was still good. he kept his shades on while we were doin it! LOL I thought that was funny. Afterwards we went back out to where we were and me and my gurl left a little after that.

Would you do it again?

I'd do it again if i got the chance just cuz i think he's so sexy and he'd prob be real good from the back.

What would you rate him out of 5 stars?
I'd give him 4 out of 5 stars just cuz it only lasted a couple minutes.

Story # 3

What's your story?

I had a one-night stand with Allen Iverson. He was recording his album and I happened to be at the studio. One of my homegirls was into one of his homeboys. There was four bitches and he was like, "I wanna fuck somebody for the night."

Why you?

Iverson told me he picked me 'cause I was the only one "not up under his ass."

How was it?

He has the littlest, ashiest dick I've ever seen. It' s like nonexistent. He looks like he should have a pussy. And it's dry. I would give him four inches at best, and skinny.

So what happened?

We wound up back at his hotel. It wasn't even worth taking my clothes off for. I ended up leaving before it was over. He didn't cum, and neither did I, so that's why I left.

Not really shocking to me, he's way too cocky...

Story # 4

So it should come as no surprise that Jim Jones is an asshole, and if you don't believe me just read the following groupie account:

Last year memorial day weekend, me and a few of my girls went down to Miami. One of the nights we ended up at Sobe live right on South Beach. That same night Jim Jones, Santana and the rest of their crew came there to perform and spent a lil while in V.I.P. So as we were sitting there we notice that Jimmy and his friends didn't buy out the bar like they say they do, but instead popped one bottle of champagne (NOT BALLING). Anyway, towards the end of the night his security approached me and asked for my number so I gave him my number. Around 4:3o in the morning I get a call from the security guard telling me to ditch my friends and come to the Palm hotel cause Jimmy wanted to see me. So being the thirst that I was (lol) I left my friends back at the motel and headed to the hotel to see Jimmy. So once I got there I called back his security for the room number then went upstairs. Once I got their he started treat me like a smut and told me to "wash up and get back in the bed with nothing on" so I did. Once I got on the bed, I began to kiss him, but he pushed my face away and lowered my head down to his private part, which I didn't mind cause it was an okay size (decent). So now I'm giving him head and then he stops me to put a rubber on and then after 30 seconds or so he nuts. What a loser. Then he tells me "I gotta go now, cause he got shit to do". So I got dresses and the next thing you know he throws $10 at me and says "For your troubles, here's some cab money". SMH he's such a bum loser, he really isn't balling or packing. Guess I was a groupie for a night, but I wouldn't do it again.

This dude is the epitome of a chauvinistic pig. I got a tip a couple of weeks back about another groupie who he did dirty. He had that poor girl sucking his dick forever til he busted a nut, just because he could. And wouldn't even give the ol' girl tickets to his concert.

For more stories please visit: backstagepazz.com

*** Keep in mind the above stories are re-posts directly from the above blog without any editing.***

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